Take A Shit In Your Bathroom New Home Card

  • £2.50
The Sweary Card Co.


Can't wait to take a shit in your new bathroom.

You're definitely best friends when you expect to christen the toilet, right?

Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, 100% recycled card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.

Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.

Please note, colours may vary slightly dependent on the set up of your computer or device screen.

Range: Bold Bollocks (New for 2022!)