Congratulations on your screaming, super shitting, vomit producing, little arsehole. Unlucky, bellend.
So this is probably the most aggressive baby card we do. But based on a recent phone call with a friend, I'd say it's entirely accurate.
Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, 100% recycled card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.
Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.
Please note, colours may vary slightly dependent on the set up of your computer or device screen.
Range: Bold Bollocks (New for 2022!)