Congratulations On Your Screaming, Super Shitting ... REALLY Rude New Baby Card

  • £2.50
The Sweary Card Co.


Congratulations on your screaming, super shitting, vomit producing, little arsehole. Unlucky, bellend.

So this is probably the most aggressive baby card we do. But based on a recent phone call with a friend, I'd say it's entirely accurate.

Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, 100% recycled card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.

Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.

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Range: Bold Bollocks (New for 2022!)