Intact Vagina New Baby Card

  • £2.50
The Sweary Card Co.


Congratulations on the birth of your little one. Love from me and my perfectly intact vagina.

Anyone else not having kids? Want to rub it in some more? (Not a euphemism)

Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, 100% recycled card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.

Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.

Please note, colours may vary slightly dependent on the set up of your computer or device screen.

Range: Bold Bollocks (New for 2022!)