Congratulations On Your New Baby. Try Not To Fucking Drop It.

  • £2.50
The Sweary Card Co.


Congratulations on your new baby. Try not to fucking drop it.

Anyone else terrified of holding a baby unless you're sitting down and surrounded by cushions?

Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, 100% recycled card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.

Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.

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Range: Bold Bollocks (New for 2022!)