You'd Have Got A Better Gift If I Wasn't Already Fucking You Card

  • £2.50
The Sweary Card Co.


You'd have got a better gift if I wasn't already fucking you.

One for the Tinder matches, fuck buddies and "I don't really know where I stand yet."

Professionally printed on premium 300gsm, FSC certified card and packed with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message. Size A6.

Shipped Royal Mail 1st Class in the UK and International Standard everywhere else.

Please note, colours may vary slightly dependent on the set up of your computer or device screen.

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