Why? What the fuck?

The Sweary Card Co now supplies it's paper filth to retailers around the world but doesn't ship directly online.

Absolutely! You can purchase from Thortful and Cardly who have the most up to date designs. I also have a number of retailers in the UK, USA and Canada - pop over to my socials to find your nearest!

You can indeed. Trade sales are unaffected. If you are an existing retailer, please use your normal method of ordering. If you're a new customer, you can purchase direct by popping an email here or through Faire Marketplace.

The website will likely transition over to wholesale sales, and you'll be provided with log in details when that happens. It's not in the immediate pipeline though!