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WEDDING + ENGAGEMENT

£££ for a hotel room, £££ on an outfit, £££ to travel there, £££ on a gift or honeymoon spend and you've STILL got to get them a fucking card. 

Don't pussy out now. Send some swears for their wedding and stand out from the rest of the mushy nonsense.

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  1. Funny congratulations card. White background with black text that reads, Holy Shit! You did it! Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Holy Shit! Congratulations Card £2.50
  2. Wedding Wankers Card
    Wedding Wankers Card £2.50
  3. Funny Green Wedding Card with white text that reads, Married as fuck. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Married As Fuck Wedding Card £2.50
  4. Wankered At Your Wedding Engagement Card
    Wankered At Your Wedding Engagement Card £2.50
  5. Maid Of Dishonour Bridesmaid Card
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    Maid Of Dishonour Bridesmaid Card £0.99

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  6. Funny, sweary wedding card with a maroon background and white text that reads, Hello, it's me. I've been waiting fucking ages for you two to get married. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Hello Married Wedding Card £2.50
  7. Funny Engagement card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright purple background with white text that reads, Same dick forever.
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    Same Dick Forever Engagement Card £2.50

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  8. Rude Congratulations card. Bright red background with white text that reads, Congratulations you pair of cunts. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Card £2.50

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  9. Rude engagement card for male best mate. Bright, rich blue background with White text that reads, Bye, bye blowjobs. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Bye, Bye Blowjobs - Engagement Card £2.50

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  10. Funny pink Maid of Honour Card. White text that reads, Will you be my fucking maid of honour or what? Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Maid Of Honour Bridesmaid Card £0.99
  11. Will You Put Up With My Bridezilla Bullshit Bridesmaid Card
    Will You Put Up With My Bridezilla Bullshit Bridesmaid Card £2.50