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NEW BABY

Sick, poop, crying..... and that's just the traditional 'Wet the baby's head' celebration.

Congratulate them in style with these no frills New Baby cards.

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  1. Funny New Baby card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright, light blue background with black text that reads, Congrats. That's just what we need. A smaller version of you.
    Smaller Version Of You New Baby Card £2.50
  2. Funny New Baby Card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright yellow background with white text that reads, Sorry about your vagina.
    Sorry About Your Vagina New Baby Card £2.50
  3. Funny New Baby card with a bright purple background and white text that reads, From one parent to another, you're fucked. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    From One Parent To Another, You're Fucked New Baby Card £2.50
  4. Rude New Baby Card. Bright Red background and White text that reads, Congratulations on your new baby. Try not to fucking drop it. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Congratulations On Your New Baby. Try Not To Fucking Drop It. £2.50
  5. Coral New Baby Card with white text that reads "Congratulations on the birth of your little one. Love from me and my perfectly intact vagina".
    Intact Vagina New Baby Card £2.50
  6. Poo In The Bath New Baby Card
    Poo In The Bath New Baby Card £2.50
  7. Very Rude and Sweary New Baby Card. Orange background with black text that reads, Congratulations on your screaming, super shitting, vomit producing, little arsehole. Unlucky, bellend.
    Congratulations On Your Screaming, Super Shitting ... REALLY Rude New Baby Card £2.50
  8. That Out Of That New Baby Card
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    That Out Of That New Baby Card £0.99
  9. Funny New Baby Card from The Sweary Card Co. Pastel Orange background with white text that reads, A baby?! You couldn't even keep a plant alive! The word 'plant' is in grass green.
    Plant Alive New Baby Card £2.50
  10. Funny new baby greeting card with a dark pastel orange background and white text that reads, Beautiful baby girl! They still shit like monsters.
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    New Baby Girl Monster Shit Card £2.50

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