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  1. Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
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    You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50

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  2. Funny and rude Anniversary and Valentine's Day Card in Deep red, with white text that reads, I want you to fuck me harder than 2020 did. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    I Want You To Fuck Me Harder Than 2020 Did £0.99
  3. Funny greeting card for Northerners and Geordie from The Sweary Card Co. Mint background with black text that reads, You're fucking mint.
    You're Fucking Mint Card £2.50
  4. Funny and sweary Valentine's and Anniversary Card in White. Black text that reads, I love you but you do my fucking head in. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    I Love You But You Do My Fucking Head In £2.50
  5. Funny Birthday or Valentine's Day Card for Tinder matches or fuck buddies from The Sweary Card Co. Gold Orange background with White text that reads, You'd have got a better gift if I wasn't already fucking you.
    You'd Have Got A Better Gift If I Wasn't Already Fucking You Card £2.50
  6. Funny greeting card with a white background and black text that reads, as long as I've got a face, you've got somewhere to sit.
    As Long As I've Got A Face, You've Got Somewhere To Sit Card £2.50
  7. Minge Twinge Card
    Minge Twinge Card £2.50
  8. No Fucking Idea How I Put Up With You Card
    No Fucking Idea How I Put Up With You Card £2.50
  9. Funny and sweary Anniversary or Valentine's Day card. White background with a candle illustration with the label "Love collection No.1. 100 Red Roses". Black text above that reads, My love for you is like a candle. Forget about me and I'll burn your fucking house down. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    My Love For You Is Like A Candle Card £2.50
  10. You best prepare yourself for some average intercourse. White text on bright red background, A6 Funny and Cheeky card for Valentine's Day, Anniversary or Birthday. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Average Intercourse - Anniversary / Valentine's Day Card £2.50
  11. You Have A Nice Face Card
    You Have A Nice Face Card £2.50
  12. Funny and rude Anniversary or Valentine's Day card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright purple background with white text that reads, You flood my basement.
    You Flood My Basement Card £2.50
  13. Funny Valentine's Day or Anniversary card. White background with an illustration of Rishi Sunak surrounded by little love hearts. Black text above reads, I've brought back the Eat out to help out scheme for one night only.
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    Funny Eat Out To Help Out Card £0.99
  14. Funny and cheeky Anniversary or Valentine's Day Card. Deep Red with white text that reads, Nice willy, handsome. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Nice Willy, Handsome Card £2.50
  15. Funny and cheeky LGBTQ+ and lesbian greeting card from The Sweary Card Co. Suitable for Anniversary and Valentine's Day. Pink background with black text that reads, You. Me. Strap-On.
    You. Me. Strap-On. LGBTQ+ Card £2.50
  16. Always Love Boobs Card
    Always Love Boobs Card £2.50