THINKING OF YOU
Occasionally you need to send a Thinking Of You card that conveys a more thoughtful side, but you also only want to be as soft as that spread that claims to be spreadable straight from the fridge but still rips holes in your bread.
(The clue here is that it's not fucking soft.)
These few cards should help you out with that. This section is a bit sparse, but don't worry, soon it'll be fuller than the tub of spread in the fridge that's still full because you can't use it, because IT DOESN'T FUCKING SPREAD.