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Drunken games of Articulate, arguments that could rival a World Leaders Summit and more cheese than all of the Tinder chat up lines ever sent... topped off with a mince pie.

Ahhh, Christmas.

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  1. Mary Fucked Someone Else. Just Sayin' Christmas Card
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    Mary Fucked Someone Else. Just Sayin' Christmas Card £1.50
  2. Funny Red Christmas Card with white text that reads, Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card £1.50
  3. Funny White Christmas Card with an illustration of Cliff Richard singing into a microphone. Accompanied by black test above that reads, Christmas time. Masks, hand gel and wine. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Masks, Hand Gel and Wine Christmas Card £0.50
  4. Funny Christmas Card with an illustration of Prime Minister Boris Johnson and black text that reads, Have a great Christmas. But not too great and only drink if you're wearing red... or blue if it's a jumper... and only if it's a Friday. Is it Friday? No pigs in blankets, well... no more than six. The card is Pandemic Lockdown inspired and designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Boris Uncertainty Christmas Card £0.50
  5. Funny and Sweary Red Christmas Card with white text that reads, Jesus fucking christ, it's Christmas! Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Jesus Fucking Christ, It's Christmas! Card £1.50
  6. Cheeky Green Christmas Card with white text that reads, I've got a sack that needs emptying. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    I've Got A Sack That Needs Emptying Christmas Card £1.50

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  7. Funny Christmas greeting card with a grey background and white text that reads, Bah, Humbug.
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    Bah Humbug Christmas Card £1.50
  8. Sarastic Christmas card. White background with an illustration of Boris at a podium that bears the slogan "Some Turkey. No Turkey. Turkey with stuffing." in a way that mimics the Pandemic messaging. Black text above reads, All I want for Christmas is a competent government. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Competent Government Christmas Card £0.50
  9. Green Christmas Card with White text that reads, I'll jingle your balls. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    I'll Jingle Your Balls Christmas Card £1.50
  10. Funny Green Christmas Card with white text that reads, Jingle Bellend. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Jingle Bellend Christmas Card £1.50
  11. Funny Christmas Card for partner. Bright red background with white text that reads, Hey Jingle Bells, wanna go all the way? Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Hey Jingle Bells, Wanna Go All The Way? Christmas Card £1.50
  12. At Least The Tree Christmas Card
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    At Least The Tree Christmas Card £1.50
  13. Carole Baskin Tiger King themed Christmas card. White background with an illustration of Carole Baskin and Black text that reads, Sending you a Christmas Carole. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Christmas Carole Tiger King Christmas Card £0.99
  14. Funny Red Christmas card with white text that reads, Merry Christmas, bitch. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Merry Christmas, Bitch Card £1.50
  15. You And Santa Have Something In Common Christmas Card
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    You And Santa Have Something In Common Christmas Card £0.99