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  1. Funny Birthday Card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright red background with white text that spells out, Supercalifragilistichappybirthdaydickhead.
    Supercali Happy Birthday Dickhead Card £2.50
  2. Mint green birthday card with "You old slag" in bold, black type.
    You Old Slag Birthday Card £2.50
  3. Funny birthday card from the dog. White background with black text that reads, Happy Birthday from the dog. Thanks for picking up my shit. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Happy Birthday From The Dog Card £2.50
  4. Funny birthday card for a bingo player with a green background and black text that reads, You're so old the only balls you play with have numbers on them.
    Bingo Balls Birthday Card £2.50
  5. Rude birthday card with a black background and white text that reads, Birthday Bellend.
    Birthday Bellend Birthday Card £2.50
  6. Therapist Cunt Birthday Card
    Therapist Cunt Birthday Card £2.50
  7. Funny, Sassy and sweary birthday card. Pink background with white text that reads, Happy Birthday to my badass, best bitch. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Happy Birthday To My Badass, Best Bitch Card £2.50
  8. Funny and offensive birthday card for LGBTQ+ Lesbian. Bright orange background and white text that reads, Happy Birthday you massive dyke. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Happy Birthday You Massive Dyke LGBTQ+ Card £2.50
  9. Funny greeting card with a white background and black text that reads, as long as I've got a face, you've got somewhere to sit.
    As Long As I've Got A Face, You've Got Somewhere To Sit Card £2.50
  10. Old As Fuck Birthday Card
    Old As Fuck Birthday Card £2.50
  11. Thirty And Still A Cunt Birthday Card
    Thirty And Still A Cunt Birthday Card £2.50
  12. Funny birthday card from the cat. White background with black text that reads, Happy Birthday from the cat. Now feed me, you worthless servant. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Happy Birthday From The Cat Card £2.50
  13. Rude and sweary birthday card with a bright purple background and white text that reads, Forty and still a cunt. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Forty And Still A Cunt Birthday Card £2.50
  14. Funny, offensive birthday card for lesbian and LGBTQ+. Purple background with black text that reads, Happy Birthday Rugmuncher. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Happy Birthday Rugmuncher LGBTQ+ Birthday Card £2.50
  15. Funny and Rude Birthday Card For Brother or Sister from The Sweary Card Co. Black background with white text that reads, Sorry, are we actually celebrating that you're still alive?
    Still Alive Birthday Card £2.50
  16. Funny Birthday Card List. Dark Rose Colour Background with white text that reads, Birthday To-Do List. Followed by a list, again in white text, that reads, 6 Pornstar Martinis, 2 Bottles of prosecco, 3 jagerbombs, 20 nuggets, 1 banging head. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Birthday List Card #1 £2.50