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  1. Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
    Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
  2. This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
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    This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99

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  3. 100% Cotton Natural Coloured Apron with The slogan "This bitch bakes" screen printed in black ink. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    This Bitch Bakes Apron Soft Touch 100% Heavyweight Cotton £17.99

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  4. Make Me Wet Rude Tea Towel
    Make Me Wet Rude Tea Towel £8.99
  5. 100% Cotton Rude + Funny Tea Towel with black screen printed text that reads, Clean this shit up. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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    Clean This Shit Up Tea Towel / Dish Cloth £8.99

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  6. Supportive Poo Bathroom Art Print
    Supportive Poo Bathroom Art Print from £7.00
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  7. Funny Typography Art Print on White Archival Paper with Black Text that reads "This house runs on stimulant medication and poor impulse control." Created by The Sweary Card Co, a neurodivergent run business.
    No.2 - This House Runs On Stimulant Medication and Poor Impulse Control Art Print from £7.00
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  8. Funny Art Print on white archival paper, with black text that reads, Please insert motivational quote here. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Motivational Quote Art Print from £7.00
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  9. Funny Art Print on White Archival paper with black , centered text that reads, "Please excuse the mess the kids are feral."
    Feral Kids Art Print from £7.00
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  10. Sweary Art Print on White Archival Matt Paper with black text that reads, I fucking love you. Item is pictured in a white frame against a pastel red background. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    I Fucking Love You Art Print from £7.00
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  11. Funny Art Print. White Archival Paper with Black text that reads, Face Down. Ass Up. Followed by smaller text underneath that reads, That's the way I tie my shoes.
    Face Down, Ass Up Art Print from £7.00
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  12. Funny Art Print from The Sweary Card Co. White Archival paper with black typography that reads, This house runs on caffeine, noodles and minimum wage.
    This House Runs On Art Print from £7.00
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  13. Please don't do coke in the bathroom - Art Print on White Archival paper with Black typography. Pictured in a white frame against a dark sage green wall. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
    Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Art Print from £7.00
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  14. Funny Art Print on White Archival Paper with black, centered text that reads, "Feed me like you love me. Fuck me like you hate me."
    Feed Me, Fuck Me Art Print from £7.00
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