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Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
The Sweary Card Co.
You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50
Hilarious New Home Card in Green, with White text that reads, Nice New Place! If you put Live, Laugh, Love on the wall, I will burn it to the fucking ground. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Live Laugh Burn New Home Card £2.50
Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card
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Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card £2.50
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
The Sweary Card Co.
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
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This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
100% Cotton Natural Coloured Apron with The slogan "This bitch bakes" screen printed in black ink. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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This Bitch Bakes Apron Soft Touch 100% Heavyweight Cotton £17.99

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Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card
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Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card £2.50
Rude Black greeting card with white text that reads, Charlie Uniform November Tango. Each word is on a separate line. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Charlie Uniform November Tango Card £2.50

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Funny emergency greeting card. White background with black text that reads "Emergency Greeting Card Circle as appropriate" at the top, followed by further black text listing, Happy Birthday, Wedding, Newborn Baby, Get Well Soon, Anniversary, Other non-specific occasion. Lastly, followed by an option to circle the words "Congrats" or "Unlucky"
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Emergency Greetings Card from £2.50
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100% Cotton Natural Coloured Apron with The slogan "This bitch bakes" screen printed in black ink. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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This Bitch Bakes Apron Soft Touch 100% Heavyweight Cotton £17.99

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Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
The Sweary Card Co.
You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50
Hilarious New Home Card in Green, with White text that reads, Nice New Place! If you put Live, Laugh, Love on the wall, I will burn it to the fucking ground. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Live Laugh Burn New Home Card £2.50
Therapist Cunt Birthday Card
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Therapist Cunt Birthday Card £2.50
Funny Birthday Card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright red background with white text that spells out, Supercalifragilistichappybirthdaydickhead.
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Supercali Happy Birthday Dickhead Card £2.50
Mint green birthday card with "You old slag" in bold, black type.
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You Old Slag Birthday Card £2.50
Funny birthday card from the dog. White background with black text that reads, Happy Birthday from the dog. Thanks for picking up my shit. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Happy Birthday From The Dog Card £2.50
Funny breakup and divorce card. White background with black text that reads, We all thought he was a dick anyway. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
He Was A Dick Breakup / Divorce Card £2.50
Rude breakup and divorce card from The Sweary Card Co. White background with black text that reads, We all thought she was a cunt anyway.
The Sweary Card Co.
She Was A Cunt Breakup + Divorce Card £2.50
She Was A Bitch Breakup + Divorce Card
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She Was A Bitch Breakup + Divorce Card £2.50
Mary Fucked Someone Else. Just Sayin' Christmas Card
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Mary Fucked Someone Else. Just Sayin' Christmas Card £2.50
Funny Red Christmas Card with white text that reads, Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card £2.50
Funny White Christmas Card with an illustration of Cliff Richard singing into a microphone. Accompanied by black test above that reads, Christmas time. Masks, hand gel and wine. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Masks, Hand Gel and Wine Christmas Card £1.50
Funny congratulations card. White background with black text that reads, Holy Shit! You did it! Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Holy Shit! Congratulations Card £2.50
Bright green Congratulations card with white text that reads, How the fuck did you pass that? Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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How The Fuck Did You Pass That? Congratulations Card £0.99

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Funny Congratulations card. White background with black text that reads, Congrats on the thing. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Congrats On The Thing - Congratulations Card £2.50
The Sweary Card Co's best selling Father's Day Card. Blue background with white text that reads, Can't believe we're celebrating the fact that you shagged Mum.
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Shagged Mum Father's Day Card £2.50
Sweary Father's Day Card. Sky blue background with black text that reads, Happy Father's Day you fucking legend. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Fucking Legend Father's Day Card £2.50
Funny Father's Day Card For Step Dad or Father Figure from The Sweary Card Co. White background with black text that reads, I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% not related to you, but you sure as shit deserve this card. Happy Father's Day!
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Step-Dad + Father Figure DNA Test Father's Day Card £2.50
Thinking of you and Get Well Soon card from The Sweary Card Co. Vibrant green background with black text that reads, So sorry that you feel like shit at the moment.
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Sorry You Feel Like Shit Card £2.50
Supportive Thinking of You greeting card for someone with a cancer diagnosis. Bright red background with white text that reads, Let's fuck Cancer in the ass.
The Sweary Card Co.
Fuck Cancer Card £2.50
Get Well Soon greeting card with a dark teal background and white text that reads, Being ill is bollocks.
The Sweary Card Co.
Being Ill is Bollocks - Get Well Card £2.50
Funny greeting card with a white background and black text that reads, as long as I've got a face, you've got somewhere to sit.
The Sweary Card Co.
As Long As I've Got A Face, You've Got Somewhere To Sit Card £2.50
Funny and offensive birthday card for LGBTQ+ Lesbian. Bright orange background and white text that reads, Happy Birthday you massive dyke. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Happy Birthday You Massive Dyke LGBTQ+ Card £2.50
Funny, offensive birthday card for lesbian and LGBTQ+. Purple background with black text that reads, Happy Birthday Rugmuncher. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Happy Birthday Rugmuncher LGBTQ+ Birthday Card £2.50
Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
The Sweary Card Co.
You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50
Funny and rude Anniversary and Valentine's Day Card in Deep red, with white text that reads, I want you to fuck me harder than 2020 did. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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I Want You To Fuck Me Harder Than 2020 Did £0.99
Funny greeting card for Northerners and Geordie from The Sweary Card Co. Mint background with black text that reads, You're fucking mint.
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You're Fucking Mint Card £2.50
Funny and rude Mother's Day Card from The Sweary Card Co. Pink background with white text that reads, Can't believe we're celebrating the fact that you shagged Dad.
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Shagged Dad Mother's Day Card £2.50
Funny Mother's Day Card in Pink with white text that reads, I know I'm a pain in the arse but I learnt from the best. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Learnt From The Best Mother's Day Card £2.50

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Funny Mother's Day card with a pink background and black text that reads, Sorry I'm such a disappointing child.
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Disappointing Child - Mother's Day Card £2.50

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Funny New Baby card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright, light blue background with black text that reads, Congrats. That's just what we need. A smaller version of you.
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Smaller Version Of You New Baby Card £2.50
Funny New Baby Card from The Sweary Card Co. Bright yellow background with white text that reads, Sorry about your vagina.
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Sorry About Your Vagina New Baby Card £2.50
Funny New Baby card with a bright purple background and white text that reads, From one parent to another, you're fucked. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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From One Parent To Another, You're Fucked New Baby Card £2.50
Hilarious New Home Card in Green, with White text that reads, Nice New Place! If you put Live, Laugh, Love on the wall, I will burn it to the fucking ground. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Live Laugh Burn New Home Card £2.50
Funny and rude new home card. Bright red background with black text that reads, mortgage wankers. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
Mortgage Wankers New Home Card £2.50
Funny and cheeky new home card from The Sweary Card Co. Matt gold background with white text that reads, Wow! Is that a guest room or is that where you're going to put the sex swing?
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Sex Swing New Home Card £2.50
Funny New Job Greeting Card. Black background with White text that reads Absolute Fucking Traitor.
The Sweary Card Co.
Absolute Fucking Traitor - New Job Card £2.50
Funny and sweary green New Job Card with white text that reads, I hope your new colleagues are cunts. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
The Sweary Card Co.
I Hope Your New Colleagues Are Cunts New Job Card £2.50
Pay Rise + Brown Nose New Job Card
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Pay Rise + Brown Nose New Job Card £2.50
Supportive Poo Bathroom Art Print
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Supportive Poo Bathroom Art Print from £7.00
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Funny Typography Art Print on White Archival Paper with Black Text that reads "This house runs on stimulant medication and poor impulse control." Created by The Sweary Card Co, a neurodivergent run business.
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No.2 - This House Runs On Stimulant Medication and Poor Impulse Control Art Print from £7.00
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Funny Art Print on white archival paper, with black text that reads, Please insert motivational quote here. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Motivational Quote Art Print from £7.00
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Funny and rude Anniversary and Valentine's Day Card in Deep red, with white text that reads, I want you to fuck me harder than 2020 did. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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I Want You To Fuck Me Harder Than 2020 Did £0.99
Funny and rude New Home card. Bright yellow background with Black text that reads, Can't wait to take a shit in your bathroom. Happy New House. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Bathroom - New Home Card £0.99

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Funny Valentine's Day or Anniversary card. White background with an illustration of Rishi Sunak surrounded by little love hearts. Black text above reads, I've brought back the Eat out to help out scheme for one night only.
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Funny Eat Out To Help Out Card £0.99
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
The Sweary Card Co.
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
The Sweary Card Co.
This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
Make Me Wet Rude Tea Towel
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Make Me Wet Rude Tea Towel £8.99
Sorry card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep Matt Green with white text that reads, So sorry I was such a dick.
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So Sorry I Was Such A Dick Card £2.50
Funny Thank You card from The Sweary Card Co. Dark Charcoal background with white text that reads, Thanks a bunch. Followed by smaller lettering underneath that reads, of dicks.
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Thanks A Bunch Of Dicks Card £2.50
Thank You For Not Being A Dick Card
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Thank You For Not Being A Dick Card £2.50
Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card
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Warmest Regards Schitts Creek Card £2.50
Thinking of you and Get Well Soon card from The Sweary Card Co. Vibrant green background with black text that reads, So sorry that you feel like shit at the moment.
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Sorry You Feel Like Shit Card £2.50
Supportive Thinking of You greeting card for someone with a cancer diagnosis. Bright red background with white text that reads, Let's fuck Cancer in the ass.
The Sweary Card Co.
Fuck Cancer Card £2.50
Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
The Sweary Card Co.
You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50
Funny and rude Anniversary and Valentine's Day Card in Deep red, with white text that reads, I want you to fuck me harder than 2020 did. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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I Want You To Fuck Me Harder Than 2020 Did £0.99
Funny greeting card for Northerners and Geordie from The Sweary Card Co. Mint background with black text that reads, You're fucking mint.
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You're Fucking Mint Card £2.50
Funny congratulations card. White background with black text that reads, Holy Shit! You did it! Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Holy Shit! Congratulations Card £2.50
Wedding Wankers Card
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Wedding Wankers Card £2.50
Funny Green Wedding Card with white text that reads, Married as fuck. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
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Married As Fuck Wedding Card £2.50