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  • SMALL + INDIE BUSINESS One woman, her dog and Jan "The Bank". Dog's official title is Chief Mail Inspector.
  • FAST SHIPPING WORLDWIDE Your orders are dispatched within 24 hours. 1st Class UK. Standard elsewhere. No economy here.
  • ECO-CONSCIOUS Carbon neutral printing, recycling pros and a tree planted for every single order.

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Funny Valentine's Day and Anniversary Card from The Sweary Card Co. Deep red background with white text that reads, You make my thighs want to socially distance.
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You Make My Thighs Want To Socially Distance Card £2.50
Hilarious New Home Card in Green, with White text that reads, Nice New Place! If you put Live, Laugh, Love on the wall, I will burn it to the fucking ground. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
Live Laugh Burn New Home Card £2.50
Therapist Cunt Birthday Card
Therapist Cunt Birthday Card £2.50
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
Wash The Fuck Up Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth
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This Bitch Bakes Tea Towel + Dish Cloth £8.99
Funny and sweary Anniversary or Valentine's Day card. White background with a candle illustration with the label "Love collection No.1. 100 Red Roses". Black text above that reads, My love for you is like a candle. Forget about me and I'll burn your fucking house down. Designed by The Sweary Card Co.
My Love For You Is Like A Candle Card £2.50